I love tandems

And boy do I have a team for you today.  A few weeks back, a suspicious package arrived at the United Nations in New York.  Come to find out, said package contained two 30 pound bundles of cocaine (Touch Me).  Now that is some kind of diplomatic love.  The package was said to be designed like a diplomatic pouch but apparently, "terrorists" can't do everything right as the package looked amateurish at best (Touch Me).  So, what would one drug story be without the other.  Yesterday, Lebanon officials seized suspicious cargo upon its arrival at the Beirut airport (Touch Me).  The package contained a large cache of american dollars (see China, someone still uses our currency), guns, special passports, and credit cards (that were assumed not to be from a college student that signed up for every credit card offer they got in the mail).  The packages came in as several chests and were delivered by airmail from the United States and Brazil.  Included was also a list of of Lebanon citizens as well as people from the Salafi extremist group.  Well, I guess when TSA runs off all the airline passengers, there will still be a need for some things to fly the friendly skies.  

photo courtesy of makes me laugh

links courtesy of standard.net and newsrescue.com